Warning -- when I started reading this diary an antivirus warning came up (for the XPAntivirus malware).  I can't say for sure that it's related to the diary, but the diary is suspiciously weird enough to warrant a comment.

This diary was devised and written for the sole purpose of pitting vegan Democrats against the rest.  It was crafted to pit observant Muslim & Jewish Democrats againt those who hold reform positions.  It is set to pitch all Muslim & Jewish Democrats against the Mormon Democrats.  It was worded to worry the lactose-intolerant Democrats.  It was typed to torment Democrats tortured by gluten-intolerance.

I expect that in addition to your drive-by troll diary you'll be crashing back in to hide-rate all those who dare to object to your crazed and hateful ravings!

Jess is a fairly gender-neutral name so apologies if I got the "sir" bit wrong.  I'm quick off the mark on the outrage & hatred, but I sure don't want to get the important stuff wrong.

Serious--

Wait no, that's so last month.

I laughed.

"Jocularity! Jocularity!"

I am deeply offended at your implication that Pizza Nova customers are racist mysogynists!  Further, it is clear by what you fail to say that you believe Lady Di was murdered by Sandinistas supported by the Illuminati due to the coporate influence of Southeast Asian Leopard Frogs, and I reufse to STFU until someone validates my concern for the viability of Sean Tevis due to his implicit support of Vermont Maple Syrup (when we all know Ontario maple syrup is superior)!

-chris

I am praying for all of you.

I have been a meat supporter for a while, but I started out as a strictly Dodo-tarian back in the day. I considered Ovo-lacto vegetarianism but it seemed too 'compromising' to me - and I was a very large Dodo fan for like ever and you who weren't can never understand what the word extinction really means and how all the Dodo jokes hurt people like me.

It still hurts to eat the flesh of animals other than my beloved Dodo, which was better by far than any meat now available. I respect your honesty about being a vegetarian, though. Bon Apetit.

Please in the future, include quotes from really old articles, to bolster your arguments, of course, with no links to said articles.

THEN, try to make completely random conclusions drawn from NOTHING the articule supports.

Also, mention, even though you will not be commenting, you WILL be rating those who support your point of view.

I breathlessly await your next diary.

...they would have already delivered me my pizza along with a 5 piece mariachi band (I like mariachi) to play to me while I ate it. Domino's Pizza did! They sent me coupons! Why didn't Pizza Hut send me coupons are they ANTI-WOMEN or just ANTI-SAVINGS (I like coupons)?????

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It feels so good when it touches the lips!

-Frank "The Tank"

Hey did you just write these collectables? I just came across them at a PUMA site:

"I think Obama's European tour has been orchestrated by the DNC and Soros. I have been investigating the connection between Soros, Obama, and British and Anglo-Dutch financial system. According to Lyndon Larouche, there is an ongoing rise in British Imperialism, which Soros is a key player. Soros was instrumental in establishing the Euro. Larouche states on his PAC site that Soros now owns the DNC with his finances and was behind Hillary's woes in the primary. Soros didn't want Hillary to usher in new FDR policies that would benefit the middle class. It makes sense to me that Europe would embrace Obama with open arms since he works so closely with Soros and Soros works so close with the World Bank and the British and Dutch financial system. Obama is Soros's puppet to take down the US financial system to it's last leg and ultimate death.

Not a bright thought, but there is much behind closed curtains and there is so much yet to learn and documents to wade through.

http://www.larouchepac.com/files/pdfs/08 0618_soros_dossier.pdf:"

They are featured here  http://blog.pumapac.org/2008/07/20/the-a udactiy-of-democracy/

"#165 N. Lee on 07.20.08 at 1:03 pm
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According to Larouche, Edwards may have been Soros's puppet. Edward Anti-Poverty campaign was significantly supported by Soros's CAP and ACORN organizations. Larouche speculated that Soros put pressure on Edwards to put his support on Obama at that particular time, when Hillary was gaining massive support. Soros wanted to ensure that Hillary was taken down once and for all. He used Edwards through the pressure of his money
"

Don't you know that Pizza Hut once towed away a friend who had to drive 45 miles to get to our Congressional candidate's campaign office? I must officially condemn you now! I only eat pizza from my local pizza parlor, and I refuse to support Pizza Hut's undemocratic and bigoted towing policy!

(/snark) hehe ;-)

You have Pizza Hut issues.

Vegetarians do not deserve pizza.